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What do you get when you cross a porucipine with a turtle?
A slowpoke!
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
It shellebrates!
Why is turtle wax so expensive?
Because their ears are so small!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Let's get cracking!
What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
Shell-arious ones!
What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
A shell-icopter!
What do turtles say when they answer their phone?
Shell-o!
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